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A recent scientific study was released today from the IGWP (Institute for Global Warming Provention). The institute has been tracking for several years unexplainable surges of global warming in specific areas of the United States. It was noticed just over three years ago that in the LA area in spite of Green efforts, significant amounts of global warming was occuring causing concern. Over the summer of 2008 the same spike in global warming was happening all over the United States. One scienetist after having attended a American Idol concert with her 12 year old niece in Wilkes Barre, Pennsylvania on the hottest day of the year joked that it was some how linked to the tour. It soon became evident joke or not that there was a strange coincidence occuring as tempatures spiked in Lexington, Kentucky, Uniondale, New York, San Diego, Californina and Salt Lake City, Utah and others, on the same days that the Idols performed in that city.

After the summer concert concluded the spikes of heat were almost not seen, with occaisional spikes in Tennessee, New York and California. After considerable documentation it has become clear that one of the most dangerous threats to global warming is Brooke White.

When confronted with the incredible disturbing news MS. White has agreed never to wear yellow or sing songs about the sun ever again.

(Soory truly bored)

LMAO.

How is this post a fan-fic?? You got me excited for a while, Tay